Bad Advice Column
  • In this game, someone asks for advice, and the next person gives them advice that solves the problem, but is really bad advice.

    Example:
    Person 1: My toe hurts, what should I do?
    Person 2: Chop it off, it won't hurt anymore. I'm cold, what should I do?
    Person 3: Jump into a fire, you'll feel much warmer. I'm stuck on my homework, what should I do?
    Etc.

    Game Start!

    It's really hot in my room. What should I do?
  • Call the fireman to hose your room. That way it will flood and be 'cool'. :D

    I'm really hungry, what should I do?
  • Go eat a cow, you'll get full.
    I can't find my car keys, what should I do?
  • Break your car window and hot wire the car. You don't need keys.

    I'm dehydrated, what should I do?
  • Fall down from a waterfall, drink some of the river, sure you won't dehydrated anymore. :P

    I'm so tired, what should I do?
  • Do 1000 jumping-jacks until your bones break.

    My head hurts, what should I do?
  • Jump up and down and twirl around.

    I spill my soup on the floor, what should I do?

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